Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Port-O-Pong Portable Beer Pong Table

Overview:

The Port-O-Pong Portable Beer Pong Table is to the drinking game industry what airplanes are to the transportation industry. Big claim? You bet! The Port-O-Pong makes playing beer pong possible no matter where you are. Simply inflate the table and you're off to the races.


Port-O-Pong Portable Beer Pong Table - $ 49.95

From: Vat19


With the Port-O-Pong, you can play beer pong in the pool or set it on a small table. If there's nothing to rest it on, use the four pieces of rope to hang it from the ceiling or a tent. The tough construction means your rowdy friends won't ruin your portable beer pong table. But, if for some reason the Port-O-Pong suffers a small puncture, two repair patches are included with your purchase.

Play beer pong anywhere with the Port-O-Pong

The Port-O-Pong inflatable beer pong table is a simple and quick way to get a game of beer pong going. Take it to the park, your pool, a friend's basement, or anywhere people enjoy mixing a modicum of athletic ability with imbibing. Inflate the Port-O-Pong and you're ready to go.

Beer Pong Table on a picnic bench
Enjoy a friendly game of beer pong in almost any location with the Port-O-Pong.

Now you can play beer pong in the pool!

Get a few friends together and enjoy an afternoon of beer pong in the pool. The Port-O-Pong floats (obviously) and is designed to accommodate cups up to 20 ounces. You can have the cups partially exposed from the holders or completely flush with the top of the beer pong table. Pushing the cups flush with the table is ideal for the pool where more raucous jostling is likely to occur. You wouldn't want your precious beer to spill into the pool, now would you?

Beer Pong Tables in a pool
Spice up your next pool party with a few Port-O-Pong beer pong tables.

Designed with the serious beer ponger in mind

For those of you who have ever tried to put together a game of beer pong on short notice, you know how difficult this can be. Cups and ping-pong balls are easy to come by. But finding a suitable table at your location is usually the biggest challenge. And who wants to lug around a heavy, foldable table when you can avoid all of those headaches with the Port-O-Pong?

The Port-O-Pong is the perfect size at 6 feet by 3 feet. It includes 10 cup holders on each end. Each holder can accommodate up to a 20 ounce cup. The Port-O-Pong is made from tough, durable nylon, so it can handle the beating that may or may not occur during a ferocious sudden-death battle. This beer pong table is not made from cheap beach-ball plastic.

Beer Pong Table statistics
Portable, compact, and perfectly designed for the exceedingly fun game known as beer pong.

In a pinch, you can hang it from the ceiling

The Port-O-Pong has four grommets at each corner so that you can easily hang it wherever there's a need for a little beer pong. Conveniently, the Port-O-Pong comes with four pieces of rope.

Hang this beer pong table from the ceilingGrommets for hanging the Port-O-Pong from the ceiling
With the four pieces of rope that are included, hanging the Port-O-Pong is simple.

Tough vinyl construction can handle abuse

Whenever you combine a "skill" sport (such as tossing a ping pong ball into Solo cups) with alcohol, you're bound to have a few sour grapes. These sore losers are known to throw child-like tantrums which could result in a little violence (especially if there's a large group of on-lookers witnessing two small women absolutely destroying a tag-team of roid-raging lacrosse players, not that we've ever seen that happen). Luckily, the Port-O-Pong was designed with this sort of environment in mind. That's why it's made of really tough vinyl.

However, should your Port-O-Pong beer pong table suffer a puncture or tear, you can fix them with the two included repair patches.

Portable beer pong table comes with two repair patches
Fix the rare puncture or tear with the two included repair patches.

Frequently Asked Questions about the Port-O-Pong

Question: This product is awesome. Can I buy thirty-seven of them?

Answer: Absolutely. Just click the "Add to Cart" button below.

Question: Are all of the questions in this FAQ going to be as useless as the one above?

Answer: No. Please keep reading.

Question: Can you bounce off the Port-O-Pong?

Answer: Yes. We have tested this thoroughly. Obviously, the bounce off an inflatable surface is going to be less than a solid table. However, playing "bounces" on the Port-O-Pong is 100% doable. It will require a little more skill than a solid table.

Question: Can you push the cups all the way down into the cup holders? Basically, can you make them flush with the surface of the table?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Can you get a "tight rack" with the Port-O-Pong? Will the rims of all of the cups touch each other?

Answer: Yes, provided that you use 20 ounce drink cups.


Features & specs:

  • 6 feet long x 3 feet wide x 4 inches tall
  • Accomodates up to a 20 oz cup
  • Made of durable vinyl
  • Includes 4 pieces of rope for hanging
  • Includes two small patches for minor repairs
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Port-O-Pong Portable Beer Pong Table - $ 49.95

From: Vat19
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