Showing posts with label Jumbo Stuffs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jumbo Stuffs. Show all posts

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Jumbo Universal Remote Control - Never lose your remote control again

Overview:

Bigger is better when it comes to your remote controls. We've all wasted time searching for the three or four remotes (if not more) that control all our AV devices. Those remotes are usually small and have countless buttons.


Jumbo Universal Remote Control - $ 14.95

From: Vat19

The Jumbo Universal Remote is neither small nor confusing, yet it controls up to 8 different devices. At eleven inches tall, the Jumbo Universal Remote is almost impossible to misplace. With its big buttons, this remote control is also easy to use. Setting this large remote control to handle most major AV brands is simple with its device control code search function.

Jumbo Universal Remote Control can't hide in the couch

The Jumbo Universal Remote is roughly four times larger than your average remote control. It features large, soft buttons and the ability to control up to 8 different devices. Basically, you can replace all of your other remotes with this jumbo remote control.

Jumbo Remote Control
The
Jumbo Universal Remote Control dwarfs most other remotes, making it nearly impossible to misplace.

Control up to 8 different devices with this big button remote

The Jumbo Universal Remote is compatible with most major brands of AV devices and can be easily programmed to control up to eight different devices. Like other universal remote controls, the Jumbo Universal Remote control comes with a booklet of codes that you can use to program the device.

If you're concerned about wehther your brand is covered, you shouldn't be. Nearly every major brand of TV, VCR, DVD, Satellite, and Cable Box is listed. Even if you haven't heard of the brand, it's probably covered. For instance, there are 137 different brands of TVs.

Jumbo Remote Control can control up to 8 different devices
Control up to eight different devices with the
Jumbo Universal Remote.

Large remote control with big, soft buttons

If you're looking for a big button remote control, you've found it. The large, soft buttons on the Jumbo Universal Remote Control make it incredibly easy to use. After a long day of texting the two people who will actually bother to return a text, I'm happy to use an electronic device whose buttons are clear and simple to use. When I want to change the volume, I like having a large remote control whose volume button is larger than my thumb.

Big Button Remote
Obviously, a large remote control deserves big buttons.

A somewhat comprehensive list of compatible devices

TVs: We're certain that every brand of TV is covered (there's 137 different ones listed). There are many that we hadn't heard of (such as Starlite, Prism, and Runco), so we're going to assume that yours is listed.

VCRs: I haven't played a VHS tape in a looong time. But, if you've still got some really motivating Richard Simmons workout tapes that you like to watch, there are over 100 different brands of VCR covered.

DVDs: JVC, Magnavox, Mitsubishi, Philips, Pioneer, Proscan, Sony, RCA, and Toshiba are covered. While this may not seem like a lot, we've found that most DVD players' (even if the manufacturer isn't listed here) still respond to one of the codes.

Satellite Receivers: Alphastar, Echosphere (Dish Network), Echostar (Dish System), GE, Hitachi Sys I, Hitachi Sys II, Hughes, Magnavox, JVC, Panasonic, Philips, Primestar, Proscan, RCA, Sony, TCE, Toshiba, Uniden.

Cable Boxes: ABC, Antronix, Archer, Cabletenna, Cableview, Century, Citizen, Colour Voice, Comtronics, Contec, Eastern, Garrard, GC Electronics, Gemini, General Instrument, Hamlin, Hitachi, Jasco, Jerrold, Magnavox, Movie Time, NSC, Oak, Panasonic, Philips, Pioneer, RCA, Realistic, Regal, Regency, Rembrandt, Samsung, Scientific Atlanta, Signal, Signature, Sprucer, Standard Components, Starcom, Stargate, Starquest, Tocom, Tusa, TV86, Unika, United Cable, Universal, Videoway, Viewstar, Zenith.

Do you have the code for a particular device?

We didn't feel like typing the hundreds of codes into the computer (can you blame us?), so we got a copy of the manual from the manufacturer in PDF form. Enjoy! Download the Jumbo Universal Remote with Big Buttons PDF

Features & specs:

  • 11" tall x 5" wide x .75" thick
  • Manage up to 8 devices from one jumbo remote control
  • Large buttons
  • Compatible with most major brands of AV components
  • Code Search button discovers device codes automatically
  • Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
  • Programmable Power OFF function (aka sleep timer)
Buy one?

Jumbo Universal Remote Control - $ 14.95

From: Vat19

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Monster Margarita Glass

Overview:


Monster Margarita Glass - $ 14.95

From: Vat19

Other places may sell a large margarita glass, a jumbo margarita glass, or even a giant margarita glass. But there's only one Monster Margarita Glass. And it holds a quarter-gallon of delicious refreshment. It also makes you the life of the fiesta. Who doesn't want to hang out with the guy or gal that rocks a monstrously large margarita glass? Exactly. So buy one. Or twelve.

Monstrously large margarita glass

Your standard issue margarita glass is probably going to hold 12 ounces. A "large" margarita glass may hold 16 or 18 ounces. When you're ready to hit the big leagues and take off your training wheels, you grab a Monster Margarita Glass. It holds 33 ounces.

The picture below illustrates the difference between the monstrously large margarita glass and a standard (baby) margarita glass. As clearly demonstrated, the Monster Margarita Glass is for big boys who are going to do a little drankin' at their next fiesta. The standard margarita glass is for men who like to wear women's panties. Hey, sometimes the truth stings.

Giant Margarita Glass
As the picture clearly illustrates, a giant margarita glass is for serious partying.
A standard size margarita glass is for serious mantying.

Because I have this giant margarita glass, I am better than you.

Vat19, why are thoust being so mean? We're not being mean. We're keeping it real. Real big. With our huge margarita glass. The Monster Margarita Glass holds a quarter of a gallon of delicious refreshment. Your current margarita glass probably couldn't hold the spillover from my margarita glass as I slosh around the party. But, hey, we're not mad at ya. That's why we're not keeping all of these gorgeously large margarita glasses to ourselves. You too can enjoy the awesomeness of the Monster Margarita Glass. Just order one (hint, hint).

Jumbo Margarita Glass
The
Monster Margarita Glass is a giant margarita glass that holds 33 ounces.

It's Cinco de Mayo somewhere!

In this universe, it may be August 2, but in at least one of the infinite number of parallel universes that exists due to the invention of the flux capacitor, it's Cinco de Mayo. So, buy yourself a few of these Monster Margarita Glass and cel-e-brate!

Large Margarita Glass

Features & specs:

  • 8" tall x 7.5" diameter
  • Holds 33 ounces of deliciousness
  • Makes any drink taste better
Buy one?

Monster Margarita Glass - $ 14.95

From: Vat19

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter

Overview:

Sometimes bigger is better. Imagine the look on your friend's faces when you produce this giant lighter from your pocket. They'll be even more amazed when you flip the hinged top and spark up a three-and-a-half inch flame.


Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter - $ 14.95

From: Vat19

Perfect for setting stuff on fire :).

Anybody got a light?

The next time a beautiful lady asks, "Anybody got a light?", you'll smirk knowing that no matter how quickly the other gents produce lights, you'll be the only one who captures her attention. Once your giant lighter gets you a few minutes of one-on-one, then you can give her your annoying lecture on the dangers of cigarettes, thus ending your opportunity to end your dating drought.

Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter is refillable
The Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter is nearly 7 inches tall and holds 6 ounces of lighter fuel.

Jumbo Lighter is perfect for concerts!

Nowadays, concert-goers will waive any puny light-emitting device during a power ballad. Some people put a picture of a lighter on their cell phone and wave that around. Wow, that's soooo r-o-c-k.

With the Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter, you're saying to your fellow music lovers, "Move aside as I raise my giant torch to the Gods of Rock. I wouldn't want you to get burned." Don't be surprised if the lead singer notices your God-like flame and invites you on stage to rip an ear-melting guitar solo.

Looks like a giant zippo lighter

This Giant Lighter will minimize, but not completely cure SDS

SDS (Severe Douchebag Syndrome) is a non-life-threatening condition that is characterized by massive amounts of hair gel, obnoxious facial and hand gestures, a lack of buttoned shirts, excessive man-jewelry, and fake tans. A Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter is recognized in most medical journals as having a significant positive effect in reducing SDS behavior.

As you'll see in the before and after photos below, the giant novelty lighter's effect is oftentimes breathtaking.

SDS photo (before introduction of the Jumbo Lighter)

As you can see in the picture below, our subject is experiencing a full-on SDS flare-up. Our forensic photo examiners postulate that this SDS sufferer may even wax his eyebrows. His SDS index is dangerously high at positive 13.5. (Side note: While there is no theoretical limit to the SDS index, the current high score of 19.5 is shared by all three Gotti boys.)

Giant Lighter looks like a zippo lighter

After the introduction of the Jumbo Lighter, SDS index drops 15 points!

As the "after" photo shows, our SDS sufferer is still hanging out at the club, but he's lost the fake necklace, ridiculous jacket, hand jewelry, and head tilt. However, the introduction of the Jumbo Lighter was unable to cure the facial smirks and hand gestures. In summary, we believe the Jumbo Lighter to be an effective weapon against SDS.

Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter large lighter
Yes, this giant lighter can fit into the pocket of some jeans.

Buy One?

Big Daddy Jumbo Lighter - $ 14.95

From: Vat19


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