Other places may sell a large margarita glass, a jumbo margarita glass, or even a giant margarita glass. But there's only one Monster Margarita Glass. And it holds a quarter-gallon of delicious refreshment. It also makes you the life of the fiesta. Who doesn't want to hang out with the guy or gal that rocks a monstrously large margarita glass? Exactly. So buy one. Or twelve.
Monstrously large margarita glass
Your standard issue margarita glass is probably going to hold 12 ounces. A "large" margarita glass may hold 16 or 18 ounces. When you're ready to hit the big leagues and take off your training wheels, you grab a Monster Margarita Glass. It holds 33 ounces.
The picture below illustrates the difference between the monstrously large margarita glass and a standard (baby) margarita glass. As clearly demonstrated, the Monster Margarita Glassis for big boys who are going to do a little drankin' at their next fiesta. The standard margarita glass is for men who like to wear women's panties. Hey, sometimes the truth stings.
As the picture clearly illustrates, a giant margarita glass is for serious partying. A standard size margarita glass is for serious mantying.
Because I have this giant margarita glass, I am better than you.
Vat19, why are thoust being so mean? We're not being mean. We're keeping it real. Real big. With our huge margarita glass. The Monster Margarita Glassholds a quarter of a gallon of delicious refreshment. Your current margarita glass probably couldn't hold the spillover from my margarita glass as I slosh around the party. But, hey, we're not mad at ya. That's why we're not keeping all of these gorgeously large margarita glasses to ourselves. You too can enjoy the awesomeness of the Monster Margarita Glass. Just order one (hint, hint).
In this universe, it may be August 2, but in at least one of the infinite number of parallel universes that exists due to the invention of the flux capacitor, it's Cinco de Mayo. So, buy yourself a few of these Monster Margarita Glassand cel-e-brate!
The Bull's Eye Pen features a magnetic base that keeps the pen in an upright position. The heavy base also doubles as a paperweight. The Bulls Eye Pen is made from metal and the tip unscrews so that you can replace the ink.
Pick your stocks with the Bulls Eye Pen
Instead of throwing my Bulls Eye Pen at my computer screen and seeing where it leaves a mark, I simply find the stocks I like and write them down on a piece of paper. And then I put those up on my wall and throw darts at it. It's working out pretty well so far.
The Bulls Eye Pen is great for writing stuff down and intimidating people. If it looks like you're about to throw a dart at someone, they tend to take you very seriously.
The Bulls Eye Pen doubles as a paperweight
During the dot com bubble, one popular buzzword was the "paperless office". Turns out that we actually generate more paper these days. So, a paperweight isn't an antiquated device in the least. The Bulls Eye Pen's base is magnetic (which keeps the pen upright) and it's quite heavy.
Not only does the magnetic base keep your pen upright, it also functions as a paperweight.
Packaged in an attractive gift box, this working three drum slot machine is so addictive, you may not want to give it away.
"Make it Rain" with your desk-sized slot machine
If you don't understand what we mean by "Make it Rain", that's okay. We're just trying to stay on top of the latest lingo. From what we understand, to "make it rain", means to toss thousands of dollars of fake, movie money into the air while you lip sync in a video in which you show off the $300,000 car, $5 million house, and $10 million piece of diamond encrusted jewelry that you rented for the day. Or something like that.
Make money and keep it from blowing off your desk with the Slot Machine Paperweight.
So, buy a Slot Machine Paperweight, grab your co-workers, and do a little gambling during your next break. Add the Roulette Paperweight into the mix and MAKE IT POUR, baby! You may even need an umbrella to handle the precipitation.
As if the Slot Machine itself isn't gift enough, you get a gift box!
In case you are not a selfish person and are spending money on somebody else, you won't have to lift a finger in terms of gift packaging. It comes with it! If you are buying the Slot Machine Paperweight for yourself, think of how good you'll feel about the wonderful gift you picked out for yourself!
With the gift box, you have one less thing to have to worry about. Now you can get back to worrying about more important things like your mortgage.
This product is a double threat as it is both a paperweight and a portable, functional roulette wheel. One point of interest: the wheel is of the European variety in which there is no "00". So, the odds are a little more tilted in your favor.
Keep your papers organized and make a little cash on the side
Amp up your office betting pools with a little desktop roulette. This is much more fair than the traditional March Madness pool because the non sports junkies can have fun, too.
Unlike many multi-function devices, the Roulette Paperweightcan perform both of its functions at the same time.
Holds your most important papers on your desk
Don't let your most important internal company documents fall onto the floor. Put a Roulette Paperweighton top of them. Who knows, maybe you'll turn $1 into $36. If so, let it ride. If you won once, the odds are clearly in your favor that you'll win again (no, I never took statistics).
Each Roulette Paperweightcomes in an attractive gift box. With this paperweight, not only are you giving a thoughtful gift, but you're arming your recipient with the ability to start their own small-scale organized crime faction. Priceless.
Even if you're planning on keeping the Roulette Paperweightfor yourself, the gift box is useful for quickly hiding your paperweight in case of a raid. It could happen.
Anything to do with a cocktail shaker begs for a James Bond shaken-not-stirred joke. But, we're not going to go there because the FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker doesn't require comedy. Its needs are simple: drink ingredients, a firm shake, one finger to push the flip-top open, and a healthy pour.
The super-tight seal on the FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker means you don't have to wrap it in duct tape before shaking like with other shakers. It also means you can give your drink a firm shake without fear of splashing expensive liquor all over yourself or your party guests. When done shaking, simply push the Flip-Top open, pour, and get back to telling bad jokes to your friends.
"You shook me all night long and I loved it," said the FlipTop Cocktail Shaker
The FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker is very easy to use. Add drink ingredients and ice to the shaker. Screw the top onto the shaker and push the FlipTop closed. The seal is so tight that you can shake with one hand and talk with the other. No need to hold the top like with other cocktail shakers. Next, push the FlipTop open and serve your drinks through the strainer.
Push Flip-top closed
Shake
Push Flip-top open
Pour, imbibe, and pass out.
High-tech design delivers quick and easy drink mixing
Give the engineers a high-five (with your free hand while mixing a Shady Lady) for creating the ultimate cocktail shaker. The FlipTop design eliminates the need for the separate strainer and lid. With the FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker, the strainer is built into the top. The seal is so good that you can shake your Tequila Sunrise with one hand.
The FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker is a one-handed drink-mixing machine.
No more cold hands with the double-walled design
The FlipTop Cocktail Shaker is made from stainless steel and features a double-walled design. This means that your drinks stay ice cold and your handshake remains human and not like a wet fish.
Pour ice-cold drinks all night long with the double-walled design of the FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker.
Flip off the lights for an ultra-classy look
Yes, owning the FlipTop Cocktail Shaker will make you classy and awesome. Just look at how it twankles (twinkling + sparkling = twankling) in our photo below.
Class up your barware with the FlipTop Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker.
Features & specs:
Flip the top closed to shake, flip open to pour
24 oz capacity
18/8 stainless steel
Dishwasher safe
Double-wall construction to ensure outside of shaker never gets cold
The Port-O-Pong Portable Beer Pong Table is to the drinking game industry what airplanes are to the transportation industry. Big claim? You bet! The Port-O-Pong makes playing beer pong possible no matter where you are. Simply inflate the table and you're off to the races.
With the Port-O-Pong, you can play beer pong in the pool or set it on a small table. If there's nothing to rest it on, use the four pieces of rope to hang it from the ceiling or a tent. The tough construction means your rowdy friends won't ruin your portable beer pong table. But, if for some reason the Port-O-Pong suffers a small puncture, two repair patches are included with your purchase.
Play beer pong anywhere with the Port-O-Pong
The Port-O-Pong inflatable beer pong table is a simple and quick way to get a game of beer pong going. Take it to the park, your pool, a friend's basement, or anywhere people enjoy mixing a modicum of athletic ability with imbibing. Inflate the Port-O-Pong and you're ready to go.
Enjoy a friendly game of beer pong in almost any location with the Port-O-Pong.
Now you can play beer pong in the pool!
Get a few friends together and enjoy an afternoon of beer pong in the pool. The Port-O-Pong floats (obviously) and is designed to accommodate cups up to 20 ounces. You can have the cups partially exposed from the holders or completely flush with the top of the beer pong table. Pushing the cups flush with the table is ideal for the pool where more raucous jostling is likely to occur. You wouldn't want your precious beer to spill into the pool, now would you?
Spice up your next pool party with a few Port-O-Pong beer pong tables.
Designed with the serious beer ponger in mind
For those of you who have ever tried to put together a game of beer pong on short notice, you know how difficult this can be. Cups and ping-pong balls are easy to come by. But finding a suitable table at your location is usually the biggest challenge. And who wants to lug around a heavy, foldable table when you can avoid all of those headaches with the Port-O-Pong?
The Port-O-Pong is the perfect size at 6 feet by 3 feet. It includes 10 cup holders on each end. Each holder can accommodate up to a 20 ounce cup. The Port-O-Pong is made from tough, durable nylon, so it can handle the beating that may or may not occur during a ferocious sudden-death battle. This beer pong table is not made from cheap beach-ball plastic.
Portable, compact, and perfectly designed for the exceedingly fun game known as beer pong.
In a pinch, you can hang it from the ceiling
The Port-O-Pong has four grommets at each corner so that you can easily hang it wherever there's a need for a little beer pong. Conveniently, the Port-O-Pong comes with four pieces of rope.
With the four pieces of rope that are included, hanging the Port-O-Pong is simple.
Tough vinyl construction can handle abuse
Whenever you combine a "skill" sport (such as tossing a ping pong ball into Solo cups) with alcohol, you're bound to have a few sour grapes. These sore losers are known to throw child-like tantrums which could result in a little violence (especially if there's a large group of on-lookers witnessing two small women absolutely destroying a tag-team of roid-raging lacrosse players, not that we've ever seen that happen). Luckily, the Port-O-Pong was designed with this sort of environment in mind. That's why it's made of really tough vinyl.
However, should your Port-O-Pong beer pong table suffer a puncture or tear, you can fix them with the two included repair patches.
Fix the rare puncture or tear with the two included repair patches.
Frequently Asked Questions about the Port-O-Pong
Question: This product is awesome. Can I buy thirty-seven of them?
Answer: Absolutely. Just click the "Add to Cart" button below.
Question: Are all of the questions in this FAQ going to be as useless as the one above?
Answer: No. Please keep reading.
Question: Can you bounce off the Port-O-Pong?
Answer: Yes. We have tested this thoroughly. Obviously, the bounce off an inflatable surface is going to be less than a solid table. However, playing "bounces" on the Port-O-Pong is 100% doable. It will require a little more skill than a solid table.
Question: Can you push the cups all the way down into the cup holders? Basically, can you make them flush with the surface of the table?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Can you get a "tight rack" with the Port-O-Pong? Will the rims of all of the cups touch each other?
Answer: Yes, provided that you use 20 ounce drink cups.
